Discussion Forum "Box/ Suspect Antics"

	Come on now... whom has done what recently???
		Brutus (27 November 2008)
		Well, Our mate, Gaffie(WU) managed to get himself rolled up in the electric gate at home. As the gate was opening he tried to reach through and grab hold of a piece of rubbish that had blown up onto the gate . This pressure on the fencing that was on the gate to keep the dogs in was enough to break a number of cable ties that held the fencing to the gate. With broken cable ties the fencing rolled up, entapping Gaffie as the gate opened.   Brutus (27 November 2008)   NO one can top Gaffie's antics! However, I think Brain did herself proud the other night at Capuccino's, by driving all the way from river rafting in Parys (clearly as pissed as a 'river rat'), stopped off at Cesco's just because she was STILL thirsty - and then wobbled into the Club meeting about the Phakisa Jol. She only managed to down 2 more throat charmers, before elevating herself to fluent slur, that so lovable glazed eye look and started to list heavily to the right. On the way out, she thought the escalator was a 'foofie slide' and almost took 7 people down with her. When Stella 'volunteered' to drive her home - she volubly objected, saying no one had ever driven her car. At last, Stella got her home and parked the car. Next morning, Brain wanted to know where Pops had been last night, while she waited patiently at home (sober ofcourse). Thanks to Stella - the Good Samaritan   Pops (27 November 2008)
		Does a Hyundai towing a Pajero count as suspect?   Jurie (27 November 2008)   Only if the Pajero is towing a trailer and 3 bikes!   Amy (1 December 2008)   By anominous decision "Mike Brutus - WU" deserves a reward...... reason why we couldn't get into our chalet at the rally   Matchstick (10 December 2008)   Personaly I think that the scribe of the word "anominous" gets the award!!!. WTF is anominous???   Brutus (16 December 2008)
		Nomination for Estelle. In Botswana she saw something moving at the left rear wheel in the bush. She messed around with the cameras to get ready for a 50/50 "Win a Land Rover" photo shot. She then asked me to reverse, and then some more as the thing in the grass was moving back at the same rate as the 4x4. Turns out it was the air from the exhorst that was rustling the grass.   Brutus (15 January 2009)
		Okay, okay, So Jurie gets home and sees that his dustbin has been left by municipality some four houses away. He casually walks down barefoot to fetch it and manages to cut his foot on a glass. He casually phones first Noddy then me for a lift to hospital for possible stitches. Both Noddy and I are gridlocked in traffic due to severe rain storms and power cuts, so he gets Dirk to take him to hospital. Turns out that the cut under his foot is sooooo deep that you can see his testicles through it. Two towels and a car full of blood later he ends up in theatre to have it stitched closed. Now he reckons that he is ready to dice Tent Peg!!!   Brutus (11 February 2009)   I recon Tent Peg has the edge on Jurie, he's had a shit load more practice and Jurie is getting a little better, he doesn't seem to need the walls in the passage as much to help guide him to the bedroom :-)   Noddy (12 February 2009)   of course not... Jurie is a tripod!!!   Brutus (12 February 2009)
		Okay!!! Ill nominate myself, again..., before somebody else put this on, since it will come out in any case... So... today I got in the merc to go to work and the battery is dead... luckily Mike left Stella's car at our spot so we can use it to go to Pillansberg this weekend. So I take my crutches and jump into Stella's car and move it closer to the merc (with only using my heel for the clutch, not easy I tell you), so that I can jump start it. Once I’ve managed to jump start the merc, hobbled around the cars, packed everything away closed and locked Stella's car, jump into the merc and came to work... just to discover on arrival at work that my crutches are still in Stella's car...    Jurie (27 February 2009)
		Well, AmiPloeg Sandy takes the cake, and the turf, the grass verge and the jetty tyres for her gallant attempt to parasail, which landed her in hospital for a week with a hole in her head (she now whistles in the sauna). Her husband, ala knight in white shining armour, i mean cast managed to break his foot whilst jumping into the water to try and save her. And so of course yesterday at little Keira's birthday party Gaffie threw a ball at AmiPloeg and it had to hit her on her head!!!!!   Brutus (28 April 2009)
		We will have to ad Brutus for his “Fly and be free” (over a traffic circle) impersonation, on his BMW, for a nomination!   Jurie (5 August 2009)
		Matchstick that managed to go visit Gaffiein hospital and decided to straighten the curtains in his ward. After a tug the curtains, curtain rails and wall mounts landed up in her hands. Good thing she didn't try puff up his pillows!!!   Brutus (31 August 2009)
		Okay, okay. I tried to keep this one quiet but Estelle got wind of it soooo here goes. I was invited to a very important meeting at a certain Keg last Thursday. During the meeting I needed to go to the toilet but decided to hold it in as I did not want to miss any important points. As the meeting ended my stomach and peristousus system informed me, "NNNOOOWWW!!!!!!!". With seconds to spare I made it to the bathroom, rushed into the cubicle, glanced to see that there was toilet paper in the dispenser, whipped of the pants and jocks and made myself at home. Argghhhh the relief!!! With a job well done I reached for the toilet paper only to find, to my horror, that there was only three blocks left on the last roll!!! Thanks to the help of my leatherman, my boxer shorts soon were cut up into strips that worked better than any two or three ply, and I got to hang free for the rest of the night.   Brutus (13 October 2009)
		Well Stella "popped" into Pick n Pay to get a few bags of things for the Oktoberfest Friday last week. She Got to the check out, unpacked the trolley, paid for everything, then put her hand bag back into the trolley and walked off to the car pushing the trolley. She got to the car, opened the back door and turned to the trolley to pack the contents into the car. The trolley was EMPTY!!! Upon paying for the stuff she put her hand bag back into the first (and now empty) trolley and pushed it out of the shop, leaving the 2nd and now packed trolley behind. Amid screams of laughter she had to go back to the store and retrieve the full trolley.   Brutus (22 October 2009)
		So on Sunday's breakfst run Tent Peg stopped his bike at the entrance to a complex and well sort of didn't get his prosthetic leg off the footpegquick enough and so promptly fell off. Luckily for him his ever loving wife had stopped next to him and so she and her Honda cushioned his fall. Ha ha, Tent Peg, Maguires polish is on special at Makro. However Rene seems to think that this may just be the excuse that she needs to trade the CBR 600 for the new CB 1000.   Brutus (31 March 2010)